How To Clean An Oven
An me/cfs HUMOUR guide
💦HOW TO CLEAN AN OVEN💦
By Penny of Hope Found In M.E.
*Includes humour and irony
🔹️Firstly. Wait until it conks out.
🔹️Notice how minging the racks are.
🔸️Go & rest fully supported for 40 mins.
🔹️Eat again. Sandwich this time.
🔸️Rest again & like some pics on iG.
🔹️Scrub racks seated at sink at 5 minute intervals with plenty of rest breaks which involve herbal tea & 74% dark chocolate. For energy purposes OF COURSE!🍫
🔸️Have a herbal tea. Yes, another one.
🔹️Replace racks in oven.
🔸️Go back to bed satisfied in the knowledge that the oven still doesn’t work, but hopefully you won’t be judged if it’s ever repaired or scrapped. Sorry, upcycled!😆
Have a blessed day, which hopefully involves a fluffy and crispy baked potato.